So did you ever hear the one about the inspirational president using a teleprompter to give his soaring speeches?
Well if you thought that one was funny, you will love the one about the dumb-ass ex-Governor who reads crib notes off her hand.
During a speech at the Tea Parties first national convention, former Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin slammed President Obama for using a Teleprompter and then had the stupidity to turn around and use her "handprompter" to answer softball questions from Tea Partiers.
You seriously could not make this shit up!
I can see it now: It's 2015, Sarah Palin's president and the United States is about to enter into another nuclear standoff with Russia. President Palin and Prime Minister Vladimir Putin meet to negotiate just like President John F. Kennedy and Russian Premier Nikita S. Khrushchev once did during the Cuban Missile Crisis. But have no fear, President Palin has it all under control as she calmly checks her crib notes on her hand like an eighth grader in Earth Science class - reading nuclear and cease fire - without the Prime Minister noticing it and negotiates a truce between the two super powers.
The world rejoices, and Palin can once again see Russia from her house.
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